Rare item for sale on eBay!
2:41 pm Tue, 5th July 2005
“12 hours with my flatmate Bruce. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity for fun excitement and life affirming inspiration. Features: Matured for over 23 years. 6.4 ft tall. Energy efficient stomach. Dual fuel system runs on beer and pizza. Opposable thumbs (on both hands). Knows over 4000 of the worst jokes in Britain. Good Xbox skills. Plays the piano and clarinet (he claims at the same time). A fine product of Wales. Has good sheep contacts. Plays Rugby (naturally). Holds world record for fastest text message writer. Several previous careless lady owners. Comes with full service history, medical and dental records. Collection only. Dare you?”
LOL. This is my work colleagues mate. So.. any takers? You don’t wanna miss out on such a rare opportunity with such a fine specimen. 😛
PS. Big shout out to Tom and Jo… and James and Mark if you’re still reading this too. 🙂
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2 Comments on “Rare item for sale on eBay!”
Drew Broach
Jul 13, 2005
Kazzart, You mentioned a Pete Lau. I went to high school with a Pete Lau in Little Rock, Ark., in the mid-1970s. If that might be the same person, would you mind putting me in touch with him? All help appreciated.
Drew Broach
dbroach@bellsouth.net
Kazzart
Jul 14, 2005
Um.. the pete lau I mentioned is from Sydney Australia. Is this the same as ur Pete Lau?